So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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