I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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