big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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