My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
