the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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