can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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