He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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