You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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