Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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