that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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