my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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