it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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