My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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