Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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