Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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