I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We got so high we made milksteak
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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