all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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