Nicole vs. Life
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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