You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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