I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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