In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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