I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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