Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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