"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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