I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
pop tarts are not kleenex
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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