BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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