So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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