3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
