Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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