You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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