can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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