The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hello my rib-scented angel!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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