I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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