just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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