She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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