Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Edward fifth and chaser hands
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
