I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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