he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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