Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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