hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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