i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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