imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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