I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she told me i tasted like america
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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