Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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