I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
