Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
