so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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