You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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