She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
They are going to name an STD after you.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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