I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
