Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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