so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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