she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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