O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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