The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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