I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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