I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
