Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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