Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
